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This has to be one of the most weirdest, strangest, and coolest things I have seen in a while. Via Wooster Collective.

NASA is offering $17,000 for you to lie in a bed for 90 days…straight. So do you think you could do it? If so, here’s the application.

After the first 11-15-day period, participants will spend 90 days lying in bed, (except for limited times for specific tests) with their body slightly tilted downward (head down, feet up). Every day, they will be awake for 16 hours and lights out (asleep) for 8 hours. During the bed rest time they will also take part in a number of tests to find out changes in the state of their bone, muscle, heart and circulatory system, and nervous system, as well as their nutritional condition and their ability to fight off infections.

Tell me how it goes, that is if you have the muscles to get out of bed.

Thirstquenchin’ Asskickin’ Motivatin’ Goodbuzzin’ Cooltalkin’ Highwalkin’ Fastlivin’ Evergivin’ Coolfizzin’ Bad Ass. Use as directed:

Quiet Village - “Circus of Horror”

Notorius B.I.G. - “Party and Bullshit (Ratatat Remix)

Justice - Stress (Auto Remix)

Happy Mother’s Day

Elliott Smith: “Angeles”

(Tip of the hat to Scott Hansen)

Jeff Buckley: “So Real”

This weekend, Americans will be rushing out to buy millions of flowers for their mothers to make up for all the labor pains, teenage angst, and the lack of phone calls you placed to her over the past year. Usually when ordering flowers online or at the store you’ll look for a bouquet with the most color, or a rose with the least amount of thorns, or even a dozen of the best smelling variety.

The last thing on anyone’s mind is usually where these flowers are coming from. Most likely, the answer will be South America. In fact, in 2004 Columbia exported $1 billion worth of flowers to countries all throughout the world…that’s a lot of @#!@$#@ flowers. 64% of the flowers sold in the US are from Columbia. Flowers are big business in Columbia; the industry employs an estimated 100,000 people who routinely work 15 hour days in order to fulfill huge order from suppliers. Workers are paid minimal wages, and efforts to form unions are informally denied, many times with physical force. Since the industry is such an important facet of the Columbian economy, certification and enforcement of socially responsibly companies is merely a gimmick for the media. Growing operations regularly cut corners that ignore workplace health and safety. Pesticide use, improper ventilation and protection, as well as a whole host of ergonomic dangers have caused many workers in these operations to become permanently maimed and scarred as a result of their hard work. Not only are they affected, but the surrounding water supply is subject to contamination introduced by harmful chemicals and agricultural waste (that is if there is any water supply left…these companies take over the water table in areas which they are operating, taking away the precious resource from surrounding villages and communities). Uncontrolled exposures to pesticides in these fields have been shown to negatively affect workers’ bone marrow, liver and in kidneys. The chemicals also cause genetic damage that can result in cancer or birth defects. The War on Want, an organization demanding corporate responsibility, said in a recent report,

…Colombian women, forced to breathe in toxic chemicals, have above-average rates of miscarriages and children born with birth defects. Exposure to pesticides often results in fainting spells, chronic asthma, eye and breathing troubles, skin complaints, allergies and headaches. And though Colombia’s cut flower industry employs less than one in 100 Colombians, flower workers account for one in three cases of carpal tunnel syndrome, which causes pain and muscle weakness in the hand and forearm.

The International Herald Tribune cites a Harvard study that,

…examined 72 children ages 7-8 in a flower-growing region of Ecuador whose mothers were exposed to pesticides during pregnancy and found they had developmental delays of up to four years on aptitude tests.

“Every time we look, we’re finding out these pesticides are more dangerous than we ever thought before and more toxic at lower levels,” said Philippe Grandjean, who led the Harvard study published last year.

Because the economic incentive for companies to produce so many flowers is so high many workers experience similar feelings as Esperanza Botina:

“I am always short of money. The supervisors were very harsh. If anyone was sick, they would send you a memorandum or a sanction. Right now I feel like a cripple.”

Below is “The Human Cost of Flowers” by Pacha Films for War on Want.

To buy certified flowers that ensure safe and healthy workplaces and communities OrganicStyle.com has a selection of flowers for Mother’s Day. Get 20% off when typing GIFT20 in the coupon code box.

The Fair Trade Certified Flowers program can be found here. Fair Trade Certified Flowers can be purchased here.

A Frontline Video Report on a flower company working to change the status quo can be found here.

A report from Ecuador about the flower industry by a local reporter is here.

Another video about the Columbian Flower Industry.

The War on Want Cut Flower Campaign website

Boycotting flowers is not the solution. Columbia, and other flower producing countries, are in desperate need of jobs and an export economy. The key is for receiving nations to formally pass legislation about importing flowers from uncertified workplaces, or informally by creating a market for flowers coming from companies that demonstrate safe and healthy workplaces.

*Picture from War on Want.

UPDATE: Here’s a CurrentTV Vanguard Journalism special on Blood Flowers

I’ll go with Tim Russert, George Stephanopoulos, and Matt Drudge and say that Barack Obama is the presumptive nominee for the Democratic Party. Expect to see a wave of superdelegates announce their support for him in the coming days and weeks. Or, dropping hints like this:

Well, I am certainly doing my best not to take sides in this presidential thing. But I think that flexing our muscles, threatening people, threatening countries, is not the American way. We have — as President Roosevelt, Theodore Roosevelt said, “speak softly, carry a big stick.” Words to that effect. And that’s what I think we should do. Speak softly, make sure that people know that we can react if we have to, but let’s not go around threatening people.

-Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid on Hillary Clinton’s promise to “totally obliterate” Iran.

Obama will deliver his acceptance speech at the Democratic Convention on August 28, 2008. That’s exactly 45 years to the day after Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream Speech.” We’ve come a long way, but still have much to do.

Tip via Sullivan

A great collection of dollar bill art found here.

Via Laughing Squid.

From The Independent (UK)

The prices of wheat, corn and rice have soared over the past year driving the world’s poor – who already spend about 80 per cent of their income on food – into hunger and destitution.

The World Bank says that 100 million more people are facing severe hunger. Yet some of the world’s richest food companies are making record profits. Monsanto last month reported that its net income for the three months up to the end of February this year had more than doubled over the same period in 2007, from $543m (£275m) to $1.12bn. Its profits increased from $1.44bn to $2.22bn.